My job, at this moment in time, is to have no job.
It is incredibly hard work and the pay is lousy.
After a full day of not working I am exhausted, I ache both physically and mentally. I do not get to go out, wind down, forget about all the hassles of the day. I can't afford to.
It is a twenty four hours a day, seven days a week job. I don't get a day off and I don't ever get a vacation.
It is an occupation that is regarded by others with more disgust than they feel towards taxmen and bailiffs.
I have had better jobs.