Police in Ireland are studying security camera footage from Christ Church Cathedral in Dublin after the preserved heart of the city's patron saint was stolen over the weekend. The 900-year-old heart of St. Laurence O'Toole was taken from the iron cage where it is normally kept. Adding to the mystery, there was no sign of a break-in. Nothing was taken from the chapel other than the heart although gold candesticks and other valuables were there.
The Cathedral is Anglican.
"The Cathedral is Anglican."
ReplyDeleteReally? I didn't think we did that kind of thing. Maybe this theft is for the best? Let St. Laurence O'Toole (relation to Peter?)---all his extent parts--- R.I.P....
Mercy! I've been in that cathedral many times and had no idea that was there.
ReplyDeleteWeird.
Maybe he left it with San Francisco's heart?
ReplyDeleteOh dear, now we can say: 'Those Anglicans are so
ReplyDeleteheartless!' tch, tch!
nij
I wonder if anyone has checked with the new janitor.
ReplyDeleteNij, that's brilliant. I've changed the title of the post accordingly. Thank you for your input.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a saint called O’Toole
ReplyDeleteWho in romance was nobody’s fool
But he fell for the cleaner
(As would you, if you’d seen ‘er)
And she stole his heart, using a stool.
Thank you KJ.
Brilliant, Boaz!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh!
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