MEMORY STICK PRIEST'S CONGREGATIONQUADRUPLES OVER NIGHT

Completely unreliable sources have informed OCICBW... that the Roman Catholic priest who inadvertently gave a powerpoint presentation of naked hunks to the mothers of his first communion class, has been inundated by requests from parents asking him to prepare their children for first communion and confirmation. Apparently the public disclosure of his healthy interest in naked grown ups makes him the safest Catholic priest in the whole of Ireland, if not Europe.