Father Phil Ritchie of Hove, East Sussex, advised his congregation not to go to church on Easter Day and suggested that they stay at home, have a lie in, have sex and eat some chocolate.
You see, you lot! I told you it was nothing to feel guilty about.
I believe that he has confused Easter Day with Easter Monday.
ReplyDeleteIs that a confession, KJ. Do you want absolution?
ReplyDeleteGeez, why not go to church, sing "Jesus Christ Has Risen Today", Eat Jesus, Go Home and Have a Nap (aka "Lie-In"), and THEN Have Sex & Eat Chocolate? (Last 2, not necessarily in that order?)
ReplyDeleteI believe in the Church of Both/And.