Sex & God & Rock & Roll
We are ALL hypocrites to the extent that our thoughts and actions don't perfectly match our ideals and the standards we uphold. Full disclosure: I had a couple too many three days ago, and I'm not excusing that. Come down off your exalted perch, MP.
Neither you or me, troll, are on exalted perches. We are both powerless, as is demonstrated, in your case, by your very trollishness and, in my case, by my unemployment. Anyway, I'm pathologically self-controlling so hypocrisy is not a major problem with me. It is possible to decide on what rules you will follow in life and then stick to them. Although, my guess is that this is not so easy for those who are saner than us.