Yesterday I posted about being diagnosed with Obsessive Personality Disorder. Whilst researching the different types of personality disorders today I came across the website from which I ripped the above image. I always had my suspicions that being Scottish was probably a pathological rather than a geographical affliction. The good news is that psychiatrists now believe that sufferers can be helped by therapy. They are no longer a lost cause even though their national football team remains so.
We're not paranoid - we know the English are out to get us! Edward 1st and all that!
ReplyDeleteMost of my Scottish friends don't know their history but I know you do from previous conversations, Fr. Dougal. So you can stop it with the simplistic nonsense right now, Sir. Remember where I live.
DeleteCome to the local Highland Games, and you can see a whole lot of sufferers... ;-/
ReplyDeleteI do - it's within reiving distance. Must go and look out my spurs, hauberk and Jeddart axe.... hide the sheep laddie!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you love the Scots so much, Dougal. I thought you was Pictish. The Gael is our common enemy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if being either Welsh or Prussian is a personality disorder, and I have my reasons for my inquiry...
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Hmm ... Cameron is a teuchter name - you may have a point!
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