GAY MARRIAGE WILL LEAD TO CATHOLIC SAINT'S PERFECT WORLD CLAIMS VATICAN NEWSPAPER

From BIG POND:

The Vatican's newspaper has criticised laws on gay marriage as an attempt at a communist-like 'Utopia', a day after tens of thousands of demonstrators turned out in France to support homosexual unions. In a scathing front-page editorial, the official Osservatore Romano daily said gay couples were in 'a different reality' from heterosexual couples.

Well yes, we all know already that gay people exist in a different reality. At least my friend KJ does.