Saturday, 20 October 2012

THE MADGANG GO BOGTROTTING
ON MUGGLESWICK COMMON

Here is the photographic record of Glenna's Birthday Walk this year. Fourteen years old and still up for a four and a half hour yomp across muddy moorland. Unlike myself who was well knackered by the end of the ramble.

Beginning of walk looking back downhill to Derwent Reservoir 

Derwent Reservoir

Looking back down the uphill track

A shooting butt behind which rich men hide and shoot at large,
 intellectually challenged birds that can hardly fly. They call this sport.



Glenna and Delphi with half of Muggleswick Common on their tummies.
The birthday girl is the ridiculously young looking dog on the left

Bogtrotting

Boglayingdowninthemudlikeanidioting

Henspotting

Crossing the burn


Downstream from the bridge across the burn

Over the top...

... and down the hill
The downhill track back to the car

Friday, 19 October 2012

MADPRIEST'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

To live each day as if it is your last is human.

To live each day as if it is everybody else's last is divine.

THE MIDNIGHT JUKEBOX


Hoorah, me hearties! It's the new Bellowhead album. It almost crosses the line that separates clever from pretentious - but not quite. Jon Boden's vocals are sometimes too far back in the mix for my liking. But, overall, another brilliant, raucous slab of in yer face folk music from the English tradition mashed up with anything that takes their fancy for the discerning twenty first century listener (or some such bollocks).



PURCHASE FROM AMAZON USA

PURCHASE FROM AMAZON UK

BAND'S WEBSITE



Thursday, 18 October 2012

BROTHERS AND SISTERS CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?



I think I've done pretty well this month. After being a right pest all the way through September I've managed to get over half way through October without calling out for help. However, as usual I am about £150 short with bills to pay. So, if you haven't already "left a tip" this month I would be very grateful if you would consider doing so. It's just the next week I'm going to have problems getting through.

Here's the usual widgets and the usual blurb.


If you do not do so already and are able to, I would really appreciate you considering a monthly pledge (no matter how small or no matter how large) to my ministry. You can use the following widget for this. Click on the arrows in the option box, choose the amount you would like to donate each month and then follow the online instructions.




Another way to help me financially, and one which costs you nothing, is to buy from Amazon via the widget under the heading MAKE MADPRIEST RICH PLEASE in the righthand sidebar.

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF A CUTE PUPPY FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE DECIDING HOW MUCH MONEY TO SEND.


YETI MISTAKEN FOR JESUS AT
CHARLOTTE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

























It's either the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. No way is that
Jesus. Anyway, we have conclusive proof that Christ has been
hanging around on an old tin silo roof since Barack Obama
personally evicted him from Capitol Hill.

Full "It's Jesus" story at WAVE3.

WIFE BEATING FOR JESUS

From WHBF TV:

Steve Youngblood from City Church in Burlington, Iowa, is under scrutiny for saying he wanted to slap a woman in his congregation, after she reported the church to the IRS for displaying political pamphlets encouraging voters to remove an Iowa Supreme Court Justice who voted to legalize same-sex marriage.

A direct quote from Youngblood's sermon October 7th, that became public on his weekly podcast, refers to an unnamed member of his congregation by saying quote " I want to slap that person. Wake up."

Following with him saying, "What makes me madder is that person's husband won't correct them," and "Women need to sit down and shut up. I don't like rebellious women."

To be honest, looking at the photo of this particular right wing, gospel perverting misogynist I don't think he can afford to be that choosey about women. Well, not if he wants to get laid.


BARACK OBAMA LAUNCHES PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST LITTLE OLD LADY

From ROLL CALL:

16TH. OCTOBER 2012:

For more than three decades, Rita Warren has sat with her life-size Jesus mannequin outside the Capitol, earning her the name “Jesus Lady.” But she says Jesus’ fate outside the halls of Congress is in peril, and at 11 a.m. today, she will hold a press conference on the East Front of the Capitol to “release the names of those who want to remove Jesus from the Capitol.”

Warren’s — and her statue’s — problems began in July, when she was evicted from the Fairfax, Va., apartment she lived in for 22 years. Since her eviction, Warren has been hunting for who is trying to keep her and the mannequin from the Capitol.

17TH. OCTOBER 2012:

The international media didn’t show up to the Jesus Lady’s press conference this morning on the East Front of Capitol as she announced who was behind the effort to remove her and Jesus from the Capitol. According to Warren, President Barack Obama and his “people” are behind her eviction and that in less than three weeks, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney will win the presidency and restore her to good standing.

Yep! She's crazy.

In fact, it does appear that a frighteningly high proportion of Republican supporters are crazy or homicidal or both. The right wing does attract an awful lot of the nastier kind of nutter to its ranks. For the life of me I just can't work out why that should be.

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

MADPRIEST'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Mainstream Christianity, protestant, catholic and orthodox, is like a man who is given a cardboard box full of gold coins, who then believes that he is wealthy because he owns a cardboard box.

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

OUR SISTER BLOGGER


Malala has dedicated her childhood to championing education for girls like her in Pakistan. As she lies in a hospital bed, a tragic victim of Taliban gunmen, let's help make her dream come true.

One part of Pakistan has already started a successful programme of paying families which send their girls to school regularly. But in Malala's province the government is dragging its feet. Senior politicians have offered Malala help, and if we act now we can get them to commit to rolling this out nationwide. 

Before the media spotlight moves on, let's raise our voices to demand that the government announces funding for all Pakistani girls who attend school. In days the UN Education Envoy will meet Pakistan's President Zardari and he says hand delivering 1 million signatures will strengthen his case. Sign and forward this email, and let's help make Malala's dream come true:


North-west Pakistan has been in the grip of the Taliban since 2007 when they systematically started burning and destroying girls’ schools. The Taliban destroyed 401 schools in Swat between 2001 and 2009 -- 70% of them were girls' schools. Malala drew the world’s attention to the Taliban’s reign of terror, when she started writing a blog in Urdu for the BBC. Her writing is a crucial record of the devastating consequences of extremism on the lives of ordinary Pakistanis.

Pakistan's constitution says girls should be educated alongside boys, and the government has the resources to make it happen. But politicians have ignored that for years, influenced by extremist religious groups, and now, only 29% of girls attend secondary school. Study after study has shown the positive impact on personal and national income when girls are educated. 

Let’s turn this shock and horror at the Taliban’s attack on a young girl into a wave of international pressure that forces Pakistan to address girls’ education. Click below to stand with Malala and support a massive girls’ education campaign in Pakistan, backed by resources, security, and most importantly, the will to fight the extremists who tear down Pakistan:


Let’s come together and stand in solidarity with a brave, young activist, who is showing the world how one little schoolgirl can stand up to armed and dangerous extremists.

With hope and determination,

Emma, Alaphia, Alex, Ricken, Ari, Michelle, Wissam, Rewan and the rest of the Avaaz team


SOURCES

Pakistan girl shot over activism in Swat Valley, claims Taliban (The Guardian):

Malala Yousafzai: Pakistan bullet surgery ‘successful’ (BBC):

Pakistan: The schoolgirl the Taliban tried to kill (The Daily Beast):

Pakistan’s army is in the mood for a change (FT, Ahmed Rashid):

Pakistan rebuilds its education network after Taliban are driven out of Swat (The Guardian):

State of Education in Pakistan (Pakistan Today):

Why Gender Equality in Basic Education in Pakistan? (UNESCO):

Sunday, 14 October 2012

WORSHIP AT SAINT LAIKA'S


A SERVICE OF 
HOLY COMMUNION

THE NINETEENTH SUNDAY 
AFTER TRINITY

THE TWENTIETH SUNDAY 
AFTER PENTECOST 



All are welcome to join me in taking communion. 

The order of service is posted beneath the audio file so that you can join in with the service. The words in bold type are the ones we say together.

If you want to physically partake of communion you will require a small piece of bread and a small amount of drink (preferably made from grapes and containing alcohol). How you view the nature of this part of the service is completely up to you.

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