Saturday, 5 January 2013

COMPROMISE REACHED ON
GAY AND LESBIAN BISHOPS

Great news from England. The men in charge of the Church of England have decided that gay men in civil partnerships can now become bishops as long as they remain celibate and say sorry for enjoying themselves in the past. Gay women in civil partnerships can now become bishops whilst remaining sexually active as long as they let the men in charge of the Church of England watch.


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  1. You gave me my first laugh of the day with this post.

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  2. So, will they be appointing a sheet inspecting committee?

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    1. They are training up sniffer dogs as we speak, KJ.

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  3. Are the two men pictured bishops and if so, are they watching?

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  4. Yes, I inhaled, but I didn't enjoy it!

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  5. "Gay women in civil partnerships can now become bishops whilst remaining sexually active as long as they let the men in charge of the Church of England watch."

    Let me make the classic lesbian feminist response of "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!1!1!"

    :-X

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    1. No. I won't let you make that response because you are not a classic lesbian. :-)

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