From THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD:
Highly confidential departmental coal maps were found in the offices of the Obeid family during a raid by Independent Commission Against Corruption in November, 2011. But Moses Obeid has told a corruption inquiry that he had never seen a particular map before and as far as he knew, "... it might have have been drawn by Jesus Christ."
Who's he trying to kid?!
Everyone knows that Jesus only ever
used charcoal which is made from wood.