From THE WEST AUSTRALIAN:
Ed Steiner, the priest at Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's Catholic church in Nashville, Tennessee, is so convinced the celebrity couple will stay together forever that he has offered to quit his post if they split.
"If I were to hear that they were breaking up, I think I would just have to give up my job," he said.
"Their body language suggests that they are a man and woman madly in love. Just to see them strolling about the campus, they are like a couple that are clicking."
Actually, the clicking is probably just Nicole's replacement hip playing up in the damp weather.