We have already proved conclusively at OCICBW... that North America was discovered by the English during the last ice age when a group of deep sea fishermen, working out of Fleetwood, Lancashire, turned the wrong way and ended up following the edge of the North Atlantic Ice Sheet all the way to Labrador where they founded a successful arrowhead making business. Therefore, it now appears that the English are the rightful first peoples of all the Americas and, as such, our Queen (God bless Her Majesty) is due a heck of a lot of dollars, reals, nuevo sols and what-have-yous in back taxes from, what is for us, the not so New World.
|Jim and Kevin from Fleetwood discover America circa 10000BC|
Although, now I think about it, his "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool" might just be a reference to the Fleetwood fishermen who accidently discovered America 12000 years ago. The story may have been passed down from Mormon generation to Mormon generation since the first Englishman got out of his coracle and set foot on the Canadian shore.
|An artist's impression of the ancient English sailing round Cape Horn|